Self help and motivational specailist

I stumbled across  The Love Quotes Encyclopedia when web surfing recently and and I was immediately hooked. There are tons of very funny sayings and humorous quotes covering everything about love and romance. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..

Here are few interesting selections that I really liked:

I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)

To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )

By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.  (DOROTHY PARKER )

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man’s term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.  (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street bald And still think they are beautiful! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‘I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’  (JERRY SEINFELD )

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )

John: ‘I don’t believe in love.’ Chris: ‘So what are you looking for?’ John: ‘Love.’ Chris: ‘You just said you didn’t believe in love.’ John: ‘Well I don’t believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one…’  (JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN )

Any girl can be glamorous! All you have to do is stand still and look Stupid! (HEDY LAMARR )

 For more quotes and sayings, head to The Love Quotes Encyclopedia

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